After long and comprehensive analysis the results were in and they were conclusive. He’d dented the universe. He’d dented it good. Origin.
There was a rumour that he had not infact died. He’d simply moved to a higher plain.
1955 - 2011
The Kool-Aid was now so good no one bothered to complain about the tiny, white, perfectly square sandwiches.
The Kool-Aid was going to need work. A lot of work.
Steve was furious when he learnt that details of prototype devices were leaking from the testing lab. Origin
Finding the perfect shade of white was a priority that drove them to extraordinary lengths.
It had everything users wanted, but until they reduced it’s size could they really call it portable? Origin
The sound quality was phenomenal but the headbuds were proving unwieldly. They would have to come up with something else. Origin
An early encounter with a leopard began a life long fascination with big cats. Origin
More than anything else he liked to keep an eye on his customers. Origin
The sickness and accident premium would blow out if he wasn’t more careful using The Reality Distortion Field. Origin
Steve was particularly pleased with the effect his online avatar had on employees.
Decorating his personal quarters was proving a challenge. Origin
Nothing struck more fear into their hearts then the prospect of a visit from the lockdown team. Origin